Coffee

I am a man who loves his coffee; however, due to worsening mental health issues, I have switched to drinking instant—err, “freeze-dried“—decaf.

Because I used to work for Starbucks, and because I can come across as curt and crude, I often get called “Charbucks”, because of Starbucks’ notoriously burnt coffee.

I’m just an everyday joe, who loves to drink his joe everyday.