Seek the Geek!

Hey, you!

Yes, you, the one with that face. And those eyes. Reading this.

If you are blogging for other people you are going to be disappointed…even if no one would read it, I would still blog…this is a great chance for me to clear my thoughts and put them into the world, what an opportunity.

—Seth Godin
A proud blue-collared worker, a warehouseman specializing in packing and shipping.

You think that if you read this blurb that’s supposed to be about me, you’ll learn a thing or two. You hope I choose to divulge to the public that I was once a programming major, or that I prefer coffee black and strong.

Guess what? You’re out of luck. I’m not going to tell you about how I’m a proud blue-collared worker, who once majored in computer programming.

So, you can stop reading this right now, because you aren’t going to learn a single thing about me. So, there.

Yeah, I know, I’m rather quite humble and nerdy. That’s okay; I’m fine with that. The basics, however, that you didn’t learn from that spiel up there is that…
—I had a sex change; I was born female, but now live as a man.
My name change is completely legal.
—I live a simple but comfortable way of life in rural New Jersey; I would rather live in a small studio flat and drive my Fiat to and from work, rather than grind myself into the ground trying to get a big house and commute on the train to that ostentatious job you’d probably die for.

You should read the above spiel again if you didn’t understand I’m a transsexual man. If you did, then you may revel in its glory.

And if you want to drop a message, go ahead. I promise I won’t “bite” back. 🥲